Consultans are like Prostitutes

H: im underpaid and overworked (like a prostitute)
E:lol
H:consultants are like prostitutes
H:seriously
E:lol
E:why do you say that?
H:You work very odd hours
H:You are paid a lot of money to keep your client happy
H:You are paid well but your pimp gets most of the money
H:You spend a majority of your time in a hotel room
H:You charge by the hour but your time can be extended
H:You are not proud of what you do
H:Creating fantasies for your clients is rewarded
H:It's difficult to have a family
H:You have no job satisfaction
H:If a client beats you up, the pimp just sends you to another client.
H:You are embarrassed to tell people what you do for a living
H:People ask you, "What do you do?" and you can't explain it
H:Your client pays for your hotel room plus your hourly rate.
H:Your client always wants to know how much you charge and what they get for the money.
H:Your pimp drives nice cars like Mercedes or Jaguars.
H:You know the pimp is charging more than you are worth but if the client is foolish enough to pay it's not your problem.
H:When you leave to go see a client, you look great, but return looking like hell (compare your appearance on Monday AM to Friday PM).
H:You are rated on your "performance" in an excruciating ordeal.
H:Even though you might get paid the big bucks, if you are good, and I mean really REALLY good, it's the client who walks away smiling.
Hussain says:
The client always thinks your "cut" of your billing rate is higher than it actually is, and in turn, expects miracles from you.
H:When you deduct your "take" from your billing rate, you constantly wonder if you could get a better deal with another pimp
E:lol
E:i hope just that the hotel room is nice
H:haha
H:it is